10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.