10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986