10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters