10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]