10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament