10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim