10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders