10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it