10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.