10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.