10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.