10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS