10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?