10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez