10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is