10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "All-in, bitches!!!"