10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet