10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."