10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.