10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.