10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword