10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!