10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen