10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones