10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer