10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician