10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.