10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders