10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders