10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.