10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!