10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.