10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"