10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.