10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.