10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."