10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.