10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery