10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters