10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT