10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe