10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --