10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event