10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- It's Free To Fold...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.