10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.