10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer