10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.