10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier