10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."