10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe